Borat In Cannes

Borat has taught me so much:

• That his theme song makes an excellent phone ring (remind me to tell you a story about my phone ringing at the wrong time in an important review meeting the next time you see me)
• That Khazakstan may not have the best sense of humor about itself
• That tan socks and dress shoes can, in fact, be pulled off when worn with a neon green overly-revealing wresting-like swim suit.

Written while groovin' to Set Your Controls to Ursadelica from the album “Ursula 1000: Ursadelica” by Ursula 1000