September 30, 2004
Kerry's Top Ten...
As read on the air last night. Please note that this listing does not constitute an endorsement of one candidate over the other. It's just jokes son. It's just that it's really easy to poke fun at W.
Kerry's “Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals” are:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it “nuclear” instead of “nucular.”
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
Written while groovin' to She`s Lost Control from the album “Unknown Pleasure” by Joy Division
Posted by Pedraum at 09:54 AM
September 29, 2004
A Good Read
Especially for anyone who lived through the bubble
Posted by Pedraum at 10:31 PM
September 27, 2004
Borat Represent Kazakhstan?
The poor guy was trying to defend Kazakhstan. And it started out that way too. I know you're sick of reading about him but this article is too good not pass along. Thanks to Drew for the linky.
Written while groovin' to Holiday from the album “American Idiot” by Green Day
Posted by Pedraum at 02:53 PM
September 25, 2004
Reverse Case Mod
You've seen the originals. Well, let's d-d-deconstruct it a bit, shall we?
Posted by Pedraum at 08:16 PM
September 24, 2004
The song is pop-catchy but the video is what's had me mesmerized. Director Michael Gondy time-lapse condenses
a coast-to-coast trip from LA to NYC down to four minutes. Hot.
Posted by Pedraum at 10:54 AM
This is, indeed, Rock N' Roll
Posted by Pedraum at 10:39 AM
I wish I didn't find this kind of thing
funny. But if you watched it and didn't giggle then you are made of stone. And I wanna hear from you in he comments.
Posted by Pedraum at 10:32 AM
"There Was No Public Nudity"
"The men have taken down the pole
and converted the stage to a pingpong table." (Props LeslieM
...this one was the lesser of two evils)
Written while jammin' to Champion from the album Shadows on The Sun by Brother Ali
Posted by Pedraum at 10:28 AM
Respek, How Ali G Does It
Ever wonder how in the world Ali G gets the guests that he does? Well, wonder no longer. Thanks to MarkT comes the reference to this Slate article
on the subject. A snippet:
"While some of Ali G's marks agree to the interviews immediately
("I popped right away," Donaldson confessed), others take more massaging.
One person who handles press for a political celebrity featured in the first
U.S. season ("It does not reflect well on my professionalism to have been fooled")
said that he turned down repeated entreaties for an interview. Only when a
MSNBC producer vouched for "United World Productions" did he finally relent,
to his regret. "We truly left there thinking he was the stupidest person ever,"
he said of Ali G. "I was very contentious.""
Written while jammin' to Things Could Turn Around from the album Ragin', Full-On by fIREHOSE
Posted by Pedraum at 10:10 AM
September 23, 2004
For my own custom flava
Posted by Pedraum at 09:09 PM
September 21, 2004
For wannabe geeks like me anyway. Check it
Posted by Pedraum at 10:14 PM
Yeah, It's Sophomoric. So?
But getting the local news to broadcast stuff like this
gets me every time (hey, I never claimed to be anything but sophomoric). It's not like anyone was hurt or anything, right?
Written while jammin' to Act Nice And Gentle from the album Rubber Factory by The Black Keys
Posted by Pedraum at 02:22 PM
September 20, 2004
He's Got a Pony Tail
So it's only natural he play guitar
. He's no David Hasselhoff
Written while jammin' to Guero Canelo from the album A Feast of Wire by Calexico
Posted by Pedraum at 11:58 AM
The Real Measure of A Candidate
Their e-mail newsletter usability
Posted by Pedraum at 09:33 AM
September 19, 2004
I never used Musicmatch
much before I was working for a company
pondering buying them. It wasn't the first time that we were headed into a new business
and thinking of buying out an existing player
. But like that first time, the Musicmatch deal
was simply too rich for our blood. The next chapter of As The Valley Turns
Written while jammin' to Innocent World from the album Redemption's Son by Joseph Arthur
Posted by Pedraum at 09:47 AM
September 14, 2004
I'm headed over the pond at some point in October for work. London and Ireland (and maybe Paris). ANyone have any recommendation for places to stay besides those offered here
Written while jammin' to Love And War from the album Neighborhood Watch by Dilated Peoples
Posted by Pedraum at 10:47 AM
September 13, 2004
Gotta try this
Written while jammin' to Velouria from the album Wave Of Mutilation - The Best Of The Pixies by The Pixies
Posted by Pedraum at 04:09 PM
Brunei Apparently Means Bling
At least if you believe these pictures of the Brunei Sultan's plane. At walmart we had something exactly the same...but completely different.
Written while jammin' to Homesick from the album Riot On An Empty Street by The Kings of Convenience
Posted by Pedraum at 01:28 PM
September 10, 2004
To Be Read this Weekend
This NYTimes article
about free legal
online music downloading...
Posted by Pedraum at 05:27 PM
What A DIfference Hair Makes
Don't believe me? Look here
Written while jammin' to OK from the album Village Gorilla Head by Tommy Stinson
Posted by Pedraum at 05:13 PM
A Bigger Problem Than We'd Imagined?
"Thanks" to Leslie
Written while jammin' to Gun Shy from the album Folker by Paul Westerberg
Posted by Pedraum at 04:29 PM
September 09, 2004
While sitting at your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
Now, while doing this, use the mouse, draw the number "6" on your screen.
Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.
Posted by Pedraum at 11:34 AM
Ever wonder how zip codes are assigned? I mean, where are the 7's? Or the 6's. Look no further, this
slick representation satisfies your curiosity with a great interface that screams about the author: "I wanna work for the iTunes Music Store".
Written while jammin' to Organ Donor from the album Endtroducing..... by DJ Shadow
Posted by Pedraum at 08:50 AM
September 02, 2004
Posted by Pedraum at 10:25 AM